Saturday, May 10, 2008

26 Heart Wrenching Facts!

I call myself an incorrigible optimist. But there are a lot of things that frustrate even the most positive of us. You feel stupid, dejected, disappointed and sometimes just quietly laugh at God’s sense of humor. It is said that ‘If fate doesn’t make you laugh then you just don’t get the joke’. I just happen to be in a mood where I feel like collating what I have over the years observed and felt helpless at. Today I have a sense of humor to laugh at these. I am sure we all have a lot to add to this, I just kept it to 26, because it’s like the A-Z of what I wanted to say. You might be inclined to call me a whiner and generally insane to come up with a list like this. But I liked my effort; it helped me know what I really hated. So here I go:

A) No matter how hard you try people never change
B) The only person you can change is you; all the elements in you are against this change
C) The more successful you become, the lesser friends you have
D) You are where you deserve to be; otherwise you would have been in a better place.
E) No matter what people say, you are judged by your looks
F) The more fun you are having the faster the clock ticks
G) There is always a trade-off to be made
H) Nobody really wants to listen to your problems, and nobody is not a person.
I) No matter how hard you try, you will be misunderstood
J) Things will never be just perfect; all your attempts towards making it perfect will fail.
K) You will never be happy with your current state
L) No matter how well you earn, you will always think that your past was better.
M) Your mind and heart will never concur on anything.
N) No matter how easy the job, you will make mistakes
O) You ego will almost always dominate your senses.
P) You are being observed, watched for all your mistakes.
Q) Nobody really cares if you are in trouble.
R) The traffic always moves faster on the other side of the road.
S) You are slowly becoming the person you’ve always hated.
T) One relation always dominates all the current relationships at any point in time.
U) In the bigger picture, nothing really matters.
V) The only acceptable answer to “How are you?” is I am good.
W) A friend’s phone is always switched off or not reachable when you need him/her the most.
X) You never express your love to the person you love the most
Y) We are increasingly becoming unaware of what we are doing
Z) We never realize when we are living our happiest moment.